Katy Perry’s first and last attempt at crowd surfing
everybody look at my new puppy!!! her name is jem
Why don’t balloons fly when I Blow them up?
Everywhere else they are always floating but mine fall when I blow them up? Is the oxygen in my breathing not good enough? Should I go to a doctor
P-I-Z-Z-A-P-R-T-Y, if ya got a blunt, then we can get high
Never again will there be a better song about pizza and marijuana. You go, Ezra Koenig, you go.
I covered my cat in flowers
choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
A Fine Frenzy
One Cell in the Sea
Almost Lover - A Fine Frenzy
So you’re gone and I’m haunted
And I bet you are just fine
Did I make it that easy to walk
Right in and out of my life?
i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”