jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly
i think about this day a lot
when u let jon walker have a kid
why is James spelled with an s. why is it plural. more than 1 Jame. how many James.
I want to wake up with you on a cool winter morning and stare into your sleepy eyes and whisper into your ear “rise and shine you meme loving fuck”
Do you ever, all of a sudden, get this overwhelming wave of self hatred? Like suddenly you hate your body, every inch, your face, your voice, your smile, your laugh, your personality.. you just want to disappear because you can’t stand to be yourself.
this is my pug named Salad
these bracelets suck, i thought the cop gave it to me as a reward for winning a fight against that grandma and now i cant even get out of them
do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad