Neko

missyslaylliott:


Kendall jenner and harry styles enjoy a romantic dance at coachella music and arts festival

missyslaylliott:

Kendall jenner and harry styles enjoy a romantic dance at coachella music and arts festival

roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

captainbritish:

hello i am post these maymes for ur perusal thanks hope 2 enjoy

trapg0ds:

joseguwop:

" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job

have a seat 

men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"

but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch

fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash 

tttaboo:

if u thirst followed me tell me i like being thirst followed

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

vortexanomaly:

the crumb

vortexanomaly:

the crumb

theydontsoundlikeme:

Brendon Urie covering ‘You Shook Me All Night Long’ at USF Bullstock, 4/11/14 (Source)

fandomsandfeminism:

nentindo:

kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

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the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it

#beautiful 

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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somedaysigetitright:

kingofbastille:

The amount of questions Bastille asks in thier songs really stresses me out

are you gonna age with grace? do you like the person you’ve become? can you fill the silence? how am i gonna be an optimist? how am i gonna get myself home?

like idk dan you figure it out

ignitionremix:

don’t worry, i found a good coupon code 

ignitionremix:

don’t worry, i found a good coupon code